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Humor on second mortgage from God!
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October 24, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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The Top 13 Quotes From Animal Romance Novels
(Part I)
- His nose was cold. Colder than any nose that dared sniff her before. She backed further into his muzzle.
- His torrid affair with the donkey left him smelling like ass.
- Polly's new man was like all the others. He never seemed to ask what she really wanted, choosing instead to insistently repeat his offer of a cracker.
- He didn't need the love of a female. He didn't need a male, either, for that matter. He was a worm. He had it all.
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