The Top 5 Signs Florida Is Preparing to Screw Up the Election Again

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October 25, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Okay, folks, it's getting near THAT time again.
Buckle your seat belts and please keep your arms
and legs inside the voting booth at all times.

The Top 5 Signs Florida Is Preparing
to Screw Up the Election Again

The inventor of the "Sore/Loserman" sign is walking around muttering, "Very/Bedwards? No. Ummm... Dairy/Led words? No... C'mon, THINK!"
First-time voters must view a training video produced by the Sinclair Broadcast Group.
Palm Beach County seniors have vowed to atone for their errors by voting correctly this time for Al Gore.
"Hello, this is Sangupta and thank you for calling the Diebold voting machine help line. It's 3 a.m. here in Mumbai, so could you please speak slowly?"
and the Number 1 Sign Florida Is Preparing to Screw Up the Election Again...
2000: butterfly ballot.
2004: Mobius strip ballot.

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Selected from 105 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 1, 5 (4th #1) Website
Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 3
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 4 Hall of Famer
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic, RU list name
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, HM list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Attention Deficit, hometown unknown -- Ambience (explanation)




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