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America's Best-Selling Humor Aphrodisiac
October 26, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

It's getting mighty difficult to tell modern
country music from last decade's pop music.
Whatever those Johnny-Cash-come-latelies
are peddlin' these days, it ain't country.


The Top 5 Signs Country Music Has Jumped the Shark


    1. "Tonight in concert: Toby Keith, a.k.a. Tub Daddy, a.k.a. T. Kitty, a.k.a. Kitty."

    2. It's tough to write a song about Daddy leavin' Momma in a same-sex transgendered household.

    3. Newest boy band on the C&W scene: *NBRED

    4. The Dixie Chicks just haven't been the same since cousin Oliver joined the band.

      and the Number 1 Sign Country Music Has Jumped the Shark...

    5. LeAnn Rimes' new hit: "Whoops!...I Up and Done It Again."



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