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The King of Beers!
October 27, 2003



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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

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The Top 13 Quotes From Animal Romance Novels
(Part II)


    1. Cynthia shivered with delight as her lover finally spoke those four words she had waited a lifetime to hear: "Who's a pretty bird?"

    2. Ed was a stud and he knew it. He liked to sow his oats and nothing could harness him. Sex was his mane concern and he loved to stirrup romance. When he was going at it, he would pace himself. He didn't stall. He knew his bit. Yes, Ed was a stud.

    3. Their licking and stroking intensified, stoking a passion matched only by the outback desert heat, until Junior's ill-timed emergence from his pouch quickly and awkwardly dampened their raging libidos.
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