The Top 5 Reasons You Really Shouldn't Wear that Halloween Costume

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October 27, 2004

The Top 5 Reasons You Really Shouldn't
Wear that Halloween Costume

Showing up to work dressed as the knife-weilding, newly-released-from-prison stalker of that girl in Legal sure was scary, but not in the laugh-it-off, Halloween-fun, won't-press-charges kind of way.
After maybe half a block, your crybaby brothers will want to stand up and put their clothes back on. Then you'll go from being Pfc. Lynndie England to regular old Army Girl.
Your multiple personalities never seem to come to a costume consensus that doesn't end in your arrest.
I know that none of the other Hell's Angels have ever thought to dress up like Peter Pan. But there's a REASON for that.
and the Number 1 Reason You Really Shouldn't Wear that Halloween Costume...
The stiletto heels on your Slutty Nurse costume aren't conducive to taking the grandkids trick-or-treating.

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