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October 27, 1997


The Top 5 Freudian Pick-Up Lines


    1. "Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?"

    2. "I believe in putting the 'psycho' back in 'psychoanalysis.'"

    3. "Can I buy you a shrink?"

    4. "Oops! I mean Horatio! My name is *Horatio*."

      and the Number 1 Freudian Pick-Up Line...

    5. "... and ven I snap my fingers, you vill put your clothes back on and remember none of zis."



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    • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI -- 1, Topic (3rd #1) Email
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