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October 28, 2004


The Top 5 Signs Your TV Is Posessed by Evil Spirits


    1. Paul Hamm's voice? Deeper than James Earl Jones'.

    2. Your kids keep asking if they can stay up past their bedtime and watch the static.

    3. You're watching Spike TV, and the next thing you know, your sleeping cat is impaled.

    4. The remote keeps swiveling around and aiming itself toward you.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your TV Is Posessed by Evil Spirits...

    5. Every morning, the same thing: Your V-chip is lying on the floor, twisted into a pentagram.

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Selected from 85 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (16th #1)
  • Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA -- 2 Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, HM list name
  • Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 4
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- RU list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Spirit, Randy, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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