The Top 5 Signs Your Halloween Party Isn't Going Well

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October 28, 2005

The Top 5 Signs Your Halloween Party Isn't Going Well

$75 on a Harriet Miers costume, right down the tubes!
Scooter and Turd Blossom are going around unmasking all the guests.
Your first prize for the big costume contest? Front-row seats for game 7 of the World Series.
True to life, "Al Frankenstein" isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Halloween Party Isn't Going Well...
Your wife, in her Melissa Etheridge costume, wants to speak with you privately in the kitchen.

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Selected from 125 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 1 (11th #1)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3, 5
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Rocket from the Crypt, San Diego, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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