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Vote Chester Listman for city alderman, district 5.
October 29, 2004


The Top 5 Differences If the President Were an Animal


    1. North Korean peace talks break down when Kim Jong Il pulls the old fake stick toss.

    2. Find the weapons of mass destruction? Nope./Find the cheese in the maze? Every time!

    3. By order of the Tabby Administration, the lower third of the Washington Monument is covered with carpet.

    4. Big contributors would get to spend a night in the Lincoln Cage.

      and the Number 1 Difference If the President Were an Animal...

    5. Second-term scandal involves forfeiture of White House cleaning deposit.

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  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, HM name (67th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 2
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Website
  • Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 4 Website
  • Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Macy Gray, Canton, OH -- Ambience   (explanation)

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