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TopFive.com
Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
October 31, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

In this day and age, when America is fighting
a war against an unseen enemy, it's difficult
for people to know just who the bad guys are.

We here at TopFive decided to take a break from
our usual duties as humor list writers in order to
perform a public service by presenting this list
of terrorist organizations that do not get the
attention of the media the way Al Qaeda does...


The Top 5 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations


    1. The Black Pansies -- black-gloved horticulturists

    2. Yeehaw Jihad -- "The Cowboys of Chaos"

    3. Al Ro'ker -- eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!

    4. Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again?

      and the Number 1 Little-Known Terrorist Organization...

    5. Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey

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runner up submissions for this list.





Selected from 106 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 1 (9th #1) Email / Website
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 2
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3 Email
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4, Topic (Hat Trick!) Email
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 Website
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 5 Email
  • Gareth Nelson, whereabouts unknown -- Banner tag
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Insane Clown Posse, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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