October 31, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
In this day and age, when America is fighting
a war against an unseen enemy, it's difficult
for people to know just who the bad guys are.
We here at TopFive decided to take a break from
our usual duties as humor list writers in order to
perform a public service by presenting this list
of terrorist organizations that do not get the
attention of the media the way Al Qaeda does...
The Top 5 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations
- The Black Pansies -- black-gloved horticulturists
- Yeehaw Jihad -- "The Cowboys of Chaos"
- Al Ro'ker -- eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!
- Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again?
and the Number 1 Little-Known Terrorist Organization...
- Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey
Join ClubTop5 to check out the runner up submissions for this list.
Selected from 106 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 1 (9th #1) Email / Website
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 2
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3 Email
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4, Topic (Hat Trick!) Email
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 Website
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 5 Email
- Gareth Nelson, whereabouts unknown -- Banner tag
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Insane Clown Posse, Detroit, MI -- Ambience (explanation)
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