The Top 5 Things Overheard at Polling Places Today

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November 2, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

... and they're off!

I want to thank all of you who voted for
me. If I win, my first official act as
president will be to take Air Force One
for a spin and join the Mile High Club --
assuming I can find a first lady, that is.

The Top 5 Things Overheard at Polling Places Today

"Can't decide? Neither can Kerry. He's your boy!"
"It's very simple: If you really hate Bush, just indicate that by marking an 'X' beside his name."
"I'm sorry, Vice President Cheney, in order to vote you're going to have to disclose your home address."
"Eeney, meeney, miney, moe; Who's the guy who least will blow?"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Polling Places Today...
"Thirty bucks, same as in Florida."

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Selected from 90 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 1 (13th #1) Website
John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 2
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 5 Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, RU list name
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Ella Fitzgerald, Newport News, VA -- Ambience (explanation)




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