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You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?" <P><P><font color="#990033"><em>and the Number 1 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Line...</em></font> <P><LI VALUE=1> Tweety Bird -- "I wuuuv to eat putty!" </b></font></OL> </font></OL> <center> <BR><BR><script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> </center> <TD WIDTH="20"></TD> </TD> </TR> <TR VALIGN="top" ALIGN="left"> <TD WIDTH="20"></TD> <TD> <CENTER><BR><BR> <TABLE CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 WIDTH=400 BORDER=2 BORDERCOLOR="#446B93"> <TR> <TD bgcolor="#EFEFEF"> <CENTER><FONT SIZE="2" FACE="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT" color="990033"><B> <BR>Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire<BR> 12-item list, plus much <I>MUCH</I> more.<BR><BR> <FONT SIZE="3"><A HREF="../html/ClubTop5.shtml">Join today!</A> </B></FONT></CENTER><BR> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> </CENTER><BR> </TD> <TD WIDTH="20"></TD> </TR> <TR VALIGN="top" ALIGN="left"> <TD WIDTH="20"></TD> <TD> <B><BR><BR><EM><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#990000"> Selected from 129 submissions from 50 contributors. <BR>Today's Top Five List authors were:</font></EM> <br><br><UL><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#330099"> <LI>Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!) <A HREF="mailto:me@linguicide.com">Email</A> / <A HREF="http://www.linguicide.com">Website</A> <LI>David Kass, Brooklyn, NY -- 2 <A HREF="mailto:jc@adorno.com">Email</A> / <A href="../html/halloffame.htm" TARGET="body">Hall of Famer</A> <LI>Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 3, 6 <A HREF="mailto:juliet15@hotmail.com">Email</A> / <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/lounge/2838">Website</A> <LI>Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 4, Runner Up list name <LI>Lev L. 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