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TopFive.com
Four more beers! Four more beers!
November 3, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Finally, it's over.

We can all rest for a while before
both sides start taking nasty
potshots at each other again.







Alrighty, then. Ready?
Let the mud-slinging begin!


The Top 5 Things to Expect
During a Second Bush Term


    1. Vice President Cheney hardly makes the effort to not move his lips anymore.

    2. "Hey, I just remembered a mistake I made!"

    3. Still buzzing from his aircraft carrier appearance, the president decides to dress up like a fireman and ride in a real firetruck.

    4. Bruce Springsteen receives his draft notice.

      and the Number 1 Thing to Expect During a Second Bush Term...

    5. Continual sighs of despair centered in major cities accelerate global warming.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 20-item list!




Selected from 90 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1 (10th #1)
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3, Topic
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5, HM list name Website
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Who, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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