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TopFive.com
Only at Caesar's Palace!
November 3, 1997


The Top 5 Complaints
of Modern Day Werewolves


    1. Can't stop for a leisurely tongue bath without drawing an envious crowd.

    2. Chicks don't dig human-carnage breath.

    3. The grating way Barbara Walters pronounces your name.

    4. Between gangs, British nannies and O.J., nobody gives a rat's ass about a hair-covered snarling killer anymore.

      and the Number 1 Complaint of Modern Day Werewolves...

    5. Just can't get the goatee to look right.



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Selected from 118 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (13th #1)
  • Neil Schwartzman, Montreal, Quebec -- 2
  • David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 3
  • Tom Louderback, Boston, MA -- 4
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 5
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 5
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- Runner Up list name
  • Bob Seger, Detroit, MI -- Ambience

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