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Model Year Clearance Sale! Making room for 2005 humor!
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November 5, 2004
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
One last election list before they ride
off into the sunset, a la John Kerry...
The Top 5 Signs the Left Is Unhappy With the Election Results
- The DNC FedExes maps of key Ohio cities to Osama bin Laden.
- Al Gore claims that since he actually won in 2000, America just re-elected *him*.
- John Edwards has come so unglued, he actually has a hair out of place.
- Tom Daschle considers moving to a state that has building tall enough to jump from.
and the Number 1 Sign the Left Is Unhappy With the Election Results...
- In a back-alley brawl, Zell Miller ferociously kicks his own ass for being a spineless Democrat.
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Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
16-item list!
Selected from 92 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, Banner Tag (23rd #1)
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Natalie Imbruglia, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)
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