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TopFive.com
Model Year Clearance Sale! Making room for 2005 humor!
November 5, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

One last election list before they ride
off into the sunset, a la John Kerry...


The Top 5 Signs the Left Is
Unhappy With the Election Results


    1. The DNC FedExes maps of key Ohio cities to Osama bin Laden.

    2. Al Gore claims that since he actually won in 2000, America just re-elected *him*.

    3. John Edwards has come so unglued, he actually has a hair out of place.

    4. Tom Daschle considers moving to a state that has building tall enough to jump from.

      and the Number 1 Sign the Left Is Unhappy With the Election Results...

    5. In a back-alley brawl, Zell Miller ferociously kicks his own ass for being a spineless Democrat.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 16-item list!




Selected from 92 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, Banner Tag (23rd #1)
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Natalie Imbruglia, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience   (explanation)

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