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November 5, 1997


The Top 5 Signs You Suffer From Road Rage
(Part I)


    1. A) Teeth marks on steering wheel all the way down to the 5 and 7 o'clock positions; B) You're NOT Christian Slater, Mike Tyson, or Marv Albert.

    2. Left forearm bigger than Popeye's from giving the finger and aiming the Uzi.

    3. In traffic, that throbbing vein in your forehead gets big enough to honk the horn on its own.

    4. You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever you pass a Target store.

      and the Number 1 Sign You Suffer From Road Rage...

    5. Two words: Feces slingshot



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Selected from 121 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 1 (12th #1)
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 2
  • Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD -- 3
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 4
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 4
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 5
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 5
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- Banner Tag
  • Greg Giordano, Seattle, WA -- Topic
  • The Cars, Boston, MA -- Ambience

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