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Crisp and clean -- and no caffeine!
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November 6, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The pope recently inducted 31 new
members to the College of Cardinals.
So why weren't YOU among the chosen few?
The Top 16 Reasons You Weren't
Inducted Into the College of Cardinals
- That fancy hat didn't fully cover your horns or the "666" on your scalp.
- The ceremony was scheduled at the same time as an all-new episode of "Punk'd."
- Maybe it was that entrance essay entitled "Straight Popin': Tales of a Vatican Hustla."
- You showed up for Sunday mass festooned in Mardi Gras beads. Meanwhile, on Bourbon Street, a half-naked girl puking behind a Dumpster was sporting a lovely rosary.
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