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November 8, 1996


The Top 5 Signs Your Cat Is Overweight


    1. Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips.

    2. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.

    3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.

    4. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat Is Overweight...

    5. Has more chins than lives.

There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!



Selected from 117 submissions by 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, 2 (2nd #1)
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 2
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 2
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 3, Topic
  • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 3
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 4
  • Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN -- 5
  • Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister

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