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Please turn off cell phones while reading this list.
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November 10, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A German man who taught his dog to raise his right paw
in a Hitler salute will have to appear in court in Berlin.
The sheepdog, called Adolf, allegedly performed the
trick at his master's request in front of two policemen.
The Top 15 Signs Your Dog Is a Fascist
- When at the off-leash dog park, only associates with blue-eyed purebred golden retrievers.
- Every time it passes by, he tries to invade the Poland Spring truck.
- When he walks by, the French poodles always roll over and surrender.
- Lays waste to the neighbor's front yard with his dreaded "scheisskrieg" attack.
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