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Allergy Warning: May Contain Peanuts
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November 14, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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The Top 16 Signs Something's
Gone Wrong in Your Vegas Show
- Crowd cheers wildly at the sudden appearance of Blue Man Group. The problem is that you're with Cirques du Soleil and those are actually the Amazing Plastic-Bag-on-the-Head-for-Too-Long Brothers.
- After removing the blindfold, you notice that the front-row patrons aren't covered with bits of watermelon, but with turtle guts.
- You just don't understand why sales for your "Bob Hope/Art Carney/John Ritter New Year's Eve Comedy Spectacular" aren't booming.
- You ate an apple too close to show time, and people did *not* pay to see Celine Dion look like a snake that just ate a pig whole.
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