The Top 16 Phrases You Never Want to Hear From Your Best Friend (Part II)

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November 14, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The TopFive Idol contest continues!

Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in by 103
contestants who are hoping to become TopFive contributors.

On Wednesday we'll announce the new fluffer-- er, contributors.

The Top 5 Phrases You Never
Want to Hear From Your Best Friend
(Part II)

"The good news: I found your underwear.
The bad news: It's in the coffin."
"Does my handlebar moustache make my butt look big in these assless chaps?"
"Woof! Woof! Timmy's in the-- Hey, roast beef! I'm starving!"
"Is it okay with you if, for her birthday, I buy your wife breast implants?"
and the Number 1 Phrase You Never Want to Hear From Your Best Friend...
"Wow, bro, your mom is LIMBER!"

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Selected from 297 submissions from 103 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Jeff McCown, Seattle, WA -- 1 (Woohoo!)

Andrea Bempensante, Milano, Italy -- 2

Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3

Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 4

Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 5

Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag

Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

Andrew Gold, Burbank, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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