The Top 5 Things We Would Have Seen Under a Kerry Administration

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November 15, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

We're back!

While we were gone, the TopFive contributors got
to thinking about what might have happened if
the results of the election had been different...

The Top 5 Things We Would
Have Seen Under a Kerry Administration

Everywhere you look: bidets!
Viagra for every nudist colony! (Fulfilling his promise to give America a nude erection.)
The president's exit plan for Iraq? Send in the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
John Edwards allowed to occasionally borrow Air Force One, provided he brings it home by midnight.
and the Number 1 Thing We Would Have Seen Under a Kerry Administration...
Inaugural address drowned out by the sound of Hillary Clinton's teeth gnashing.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 16-item list!

Selected from 104 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1 (2nd #1)
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 2, 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- HM list name Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Las Ketchup, Cordoba, Spain -- Ambience (explanation)




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