|
|
Free Car Wash With Fill-Up!
|
|
November 17, 2003
|
Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
|
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
According to a recent study, people
can get sex education by watching TV.
The Top 15 Signs Your Partner
Learned About Sex by Watching TV
- Lovemaking lasts exactly 30 minutes and includes eight minutes of telling you what's on her Christmas list.
- Tries to get you in the mood by whispering, "Tonight, on a very special 'Pecker'...."
- Shouts "D'OH!!" every time he ejaculates prematurely.
- He narrates his every move with a fake Australian accent: "Crikey! Now, this position is *really* dangerous...."
|
|
|
|
|
|
© Copyright 1994-2008. All rights reserved.
TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White.
Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.
|
|
|
|
