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November 18, 2004


The Top 5 Differences
Between BooKs and BooBs
(Part I)


    1. Visiting Japanese businessmen don't wedge twenties between volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannica.

    2. It's difficult to cover up an impromptu classroom boner with your boobs.

    3. The blind don't have to wait until it's cold to read books.

    4. There are no libraries filled to the rafters with boobs -- but a guy can dream, can't he?

      and the Number 1 Difference Between BooKs and BooBs...

    5. Ever seen a book lactate?

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Selected from 126 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1 (27th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 2
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator
  • Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Don't Tells, whereabouts unknown -- Ambience   (explanation)

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