The Top 5 Signs You've Been in College Too Long

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From the laugh-lined tanks of Old Latopfive.

November 18, 2005

The Top 5 Signs You've Been in College Too Long

Your classmates: hip hop and thongs.
You: hip replacement and Depends.
Your beer-can pyramid can now be seen from space.
You swore you wouldn't shave your goatee until after graduation, and your classmates have nicknamed you "Gandalf."
You still chide those nancy-boy footballers for wearing helmets.
and the Number 1 Sign You've Been in College Too Long...
You spoil the fun at your fraternity's wet T-shirt contest by yelling at the drunken sorority girls to get the hell off the frat-house lawn.

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Selected from 192 submissions from 68 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 1 (12th #1)
Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 2
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 2 (Rookie!)
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 3 Website
Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 4 Website
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 4
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 5 (Rookie!)
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Eric Sneo, Frankfurt, Germany -- Ambience (explanation)




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