The Top 5 Clever Turkey Thanksgiving Quips

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November 24, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

TopFive will be away tomorrow and Friday to celebrate
Thanksgiving. For you foreigners, that's the day
on which we Americans say thanks by eating a week's
worth of food in preparation for a full day of shopping
the day after. Sure, it sounds like hard work, but
rest assured that we as a nation are up to the task.

The Top 5 Clever Turkey Thanksgiving Quips

"Uh, oh, Uncle Mel is about to stick his head in my cavity and start dancing!"
"Ye gods -- that stuffing looks like turkey vomit! You eat that stuff?"
"Pssst, kid... you run down to the market and get a ham, and *maybe* I won't tell old Dad about that scratch you put on his Lexus, dig?"
"I see you learned a trick or two in prison, Martha."
and the Number 1 Clever Turkey Thanksgiving Quip...
"How about we just skip dinner and get right to the traumatic, drunken family confrontation?"

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Selected from 121 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 1, 2 (6th #1)
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 3
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 4
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Rod Stewart, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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