The Top 5 Signs Your Guardian Angel Doesn't Like You

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November 24, 1998

The Top 5 Signs Your Guardian Angel Doesn't Like You

You're out of work, you bang your head every time you get in the car, and the new Mrs. Rodman nags *AND* snores.
Devil on your left shoulder: "You can beat the train." Angel on your right shoulder: "I concur. The locomotive is definitely beatable."
Pushes you away from a falling piano, but into the path of Rush Limbaugh chasing a Moon Pie truck.
Shows your dead grandmother in heaven how to watch you spank the monkey.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Guardian Angel Doesn't Like You...
On one shoulder, a little red devil says, "Go ahead, let her do it. No one will ever know!" And from the other shoulder, you hear, "That's right, Tubby -- and besides, you're the President!"

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Selected from 97 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 1, 6 (4th #1)

Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 2

Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 3

Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4

Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5

Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- Banner Tag

Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name

Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic

Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor

Aerosmith, Boston, MA -- Ambience




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