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November 25, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Weekly British tabloids, despite promising to tell all,
are abiding by a ban on printing details of an "incident"
Prince Charles said never took place. In one of the oddest
scandals yet involving the House of Windsor, Charles has
denied doing something -- without saying what it is --
and a court has banned papers from publishing the story.
The Top 15 Possible Scandals Involving Prince Charles
- Used the words "British" and "cuisine" in the same sentence.
- Has been hiding Saddam's WMDs behind his ears all this time.
- Because he once painted raunchy nudes of Camilla, he now wants to be referred to as "the Prince Formerly Known as Artist."
- One night, after too many glasses of port, he was caught carousing in Piccadilly and asking young women if they'd like to see "Buckingham Phallus."
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