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November 26, 1996


The Top 5 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines


    1. "You'll only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra."

    2. "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."

    3. "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."

    4. "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"

      and the Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line...

    5. "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."

There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!



  • Selected from 104 submissions from 38 contributors.
    Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 1 (6th #1)
    • Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN -- 2
    • Peg Warner, Derry, NH -- 3
    • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 4, Topic
    • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 5
    • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Moderator
    • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA -- Moderator
    • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- Topic
    • Chris White, New York, NY -- Listmeister

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