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December 2, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled from submissions
sent in by our ClubTop5 members.
The Top 20 Things Overheard During
Jessica Simpson's Thanksgiving Holiday
- "Why do we celebrate Turkey day, anyway? Isn't that a country in France or something?"
- "We're having a huge ball of butter for dinner? How totally gross!"
- "In honor of our Native American friends, burritos for everyone!"
- "I didn't know turkey guts were made out of bread!"
- "Hey, look! If you open *both* ends of the cranberry sauce can, two people can eat it at the same time!"
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