The Top 5 Indications a Celebrity Isn't Legit

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December 2, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A man in Xinhua, China swindled about $66,000
out of four people by convincing them he was
Sun Yat-Sen, the Chinese Nationalist hero.
The problem: Sun Yat-Sen died in 1925.

The Top 5 Indications a Celebrity Isn't Legit

C'mon, everyone knows the *real* Mickey Rourke died years ago!
Chris Rock just cleaned my windshield for a buck.
If it was really Jesus on that fish stick, he'd probably turn the ketchup you just poured on him into wine.
Sure, he can moonwalk, but he can also keep his sunglasses on without a strap.
and the Number 1 Indication a Celebrity Isn't Legit...
Pretty sure there's no Zeppo Baldwin.

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Selected from 100 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (69th #1) Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5, Banner Tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator, Topic
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Stanley Burell, Oakland, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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