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When you care enough to give the very best. December 4, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 12 Signs Your Classmates Are on Viagra (Part II) The school bully now waits 30 minutes before beating them senseless. Report card "completes assignments" column comments change from "unsatisfactory" to "Oh, God, yes!!!" Restroom "sword fights" have resulted in two severed limbs this week. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.