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Recorded in Stereophonic Hi-Fi Sound
December 5, 2002


The Top 5 Things Overheard
During a Redneck Holiday Season


    1. "Play 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer' again! It just keeps gettin' funnier!"

    2. "Awright, you can put some cookies out for Santa. But if there ain't enough cookies for breakfast tomorrow, don't come cryin' to me."

    3. "The stuffin' keeps fallin' outta the turkey. Hand me my duct tape, boy!"

    4. "Gol-dang it, Clem, save some o' that mistletoe for the barn!"

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During a Redneck Holiday Season...

    5. "Pop the hood on the Barracuda, Son. It's time to baste the turkey."



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Selected from 113 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 1, 3 (8th #1)
  • Wayne Kierstead, Clackamas, OR -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, RU/HM list names Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 4, 5 Email
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Colleen Tharme, Mount Clemens, MI -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag Email
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sammy Hagar, Monterey, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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