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C'mon, laugh like you mean it. December 5, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 16 Faux Pas Committed at Tailgate Parties Your choice of "rowdy" music? "Ambient Sounds of the Tropical Rainforest." Cutting a hole in the crotch of the life-sized cardboard Joe Paterno, then sticking a hot dog through it. Bringing along your "Martha Stewart's Prized Tailgate Recipes" cookbook. Letting those "Queer Eye" guys talk you into bringing a veggie tray. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.