The Top 5 Signs Someone's Overly Excited About the Holiday Season

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December 6, 2002

The Top 5 Signs Someone's Overly
Excited About the Holiday Season

The just-turned-21 Bush twins seem quite eager to represent their dad at ALL executive branch departmental Christmas parties.
Replaces his cubicle walls with new ones made of gingerbread.
In case he's too drunk to remember at the office party, he's started groping all the secretaries during work hours.
Is beside herself with glee over finally finding novelty pet antlers -- for her goldfish.
and the Number 1 Sign Someone's Overly Excited About the Holiday Season...
Pees a circle around Santa's chair at the mall to mark his territory.

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Selected from 88 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1! Rookie!)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 3
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5 Hall of Famer
Sharon Silva, Clarksville, TN -- Topic Email
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
America, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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