The Top 5 Things Preventing You From Winning a Nobel Prize

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December 7, 2004

The Top 5 Things Preventing You
From Winning a Nobel Prize

Serving 73-game suspension for reaching across cultural boundaries.
Your contribution to medicine is a pill that causes a 4-hour boner.
Mailed your Peace Prize application in a letter bomb.
Got credit for the "clap on" part, but "clap off" work was stolen by the Soviets.
and the Number 1 Thing Preventing You From Winning a Nobel Prize...
The lack of a prize for Lardassery.

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Selected from 126 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (3rd #1)
David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 2 Website
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List moderator
Greg Peacock, Minneapolis, MN -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Queen, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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