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December 8, 2000


The Top 5 Complaints of Mrs. Santa Claus


    1. He seeds you when you're sleeping.

    2. Mounting legal bills in "Gore v. Kringle" breach of promise lawsuit.

    3. For 364 days a year, everyone thinks you're just another Harley Mama.

    4. Ever tried getting squished-elf stains and reindeer poop out of red velvet pants?

      and the Number 1 Complaint of Mrs. Santa Claus...

    5. That "bowl full of jelly" isn't so amusing when it's on top of you.



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Selected from 121 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 1 (11th #1) Email / Website
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2
  • Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 2
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 3 Email
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic Email
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Bobs, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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