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It's Time for Wonderful Wonders
December 8, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas
recently held a search for a replacement
act for Siegfried and Roy, whose show
shut down a year ago after animal trainer
Roy Horn was severely injured by a tiger.

The Mirage finally decided on a version of
the famous Cirque du Soleil, which will perform
against a backdrop of music by the Beatles.

Here are some of the acts they decided NOT to hire...


The Top 5 Bad Ideas for a
Siegfried and Roy Replacement Act


    1. Computer Technician Topless Revue

    2. McNeil and Lehrer -- on Ice!

    3. Jesus Christ Presents: Loaves! Fishes! Showgirls!

    4. Tits and Asner

      and the Number 1 Bad Idea for a Siegfried and Roy Replacement Act...

    5. Cirque du Jihad

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Selected from 107 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 1, 5 (14th #1) Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- Runner Up list name
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- HM list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ringo Starr, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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