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December 9, 2003



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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The Best Western hotel chain recently signed
a $10-million, three-year sponsorship deal
to become the official hotel of NASCAR.


The Top 15 Signs You're Staying at a NASCAR Hotel


    1. Nightly turn-down service includes a little tin of Skoal left on your pillow.

    2. The Bible in your night stand has illustrations of all the begetting.

    3. Some guy who's missing a few teeth keeps screaming at you to scrub harder while you're in the shower.

    4. The mini-bar is stocked with pork rinds, Velveeta, Slim Jims and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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