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Behold the power of Five.
December 9, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The NBA's Indiana Pacers and Detroit Pistons
had a little meltdown recently, with several
players getting into fistfights with fans.

That's right: another ripped-from-the-headlines topic!


The Top 5 Signs an Athlete
Is About to Lose It


    1. What was once a natural yearning for a Super Bowl ring has become a ghastly obsession with "The Precioussss."

    2. It's three yards and a cloud of perfume.

    3. He's attempting to gnaw his way out of the penalty box.

    4. There's a minute to go, the score's tied, and he's wound tighter than Joan Rivers' face.

      and the Number 1 Sign an Athlete Is About to Lose It...

    5. He warms the bench, all right -- with a flamethrower.

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Selected from 78 submissions from 28 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 2, 3
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5, Honorable Mention list name Website
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- Banner Tag Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Yes, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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