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December 9, 1999

The Top 5 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

  1. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

  2. Diverts attention from the fact you also came to work stoned.

  3. Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied require a delicate balance.

  4. Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes.

    and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked...

  5. Because the president insists when Hillary's out of town.





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Selected from 156 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 2
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 3
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY -- 4
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- Topic
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU/HM names
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List moderator
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience

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