The Top 5 Signs Someone's Having Sleep Sex

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December 10, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A Sydney woman seduced and had sex with strangers
while she slept and later had no recollection of
her infidelities due to a sleeping disorder, her
doctor has said. The middle-aged woman had no
idea that she was sneaking from her house at night
in search of sex with random strangers until her
partner awoke, discovered she was missing from the
bedroom, and found her having sex with another man.

The Top 5 Signs Someone's Having Sleep Sex

When you put on that new red teddy, you suddenly can't wait to read the 2005 tax codes.
That sound like a wild pig suffocating? Actually a snoring woman with her mouth full.
Telltale R.T.M. (Rapid Tongue Movement)
Your orgasms are heightened by "restless leg syndrome" cramps.
and the Number 1 Sign Someone's Having Sleep Sex...
Obscene phone calls switch from heavy breathing to lullabies.

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Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1, 5 (11th #1)
Sue Lin Chong, Baltimore, MD -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 4 Website / Hall of Famer
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator
Dwight Burke, New Castle, DE -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Beatles, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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