The Top 5 Elf Pet Peeves (Part I)

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December 11, 2002

The Top 5 Elf Pet Peeves
(Part I)

Serving as Santa's fluffer while he visits the Naughty list.
Prancer's habit of freaking out over Rudolph's nose means constantly shampooing reindeer dung out of your hair.
Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.
Hard to satisfy the ladies when the North Pole winter shrinks your organ to the size of a Chapstick.
and the Number 1 Elf Pet Peeve...
That bastard Randy Newman hasn't died yet.

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Selected from 147 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (24th #1) Email / Hall of Famer

Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer

Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer

Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 3

Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 4 Website

Art Kinderbuch, Alexandria, VA -- 5

Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic

Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, HM list name Email

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer

Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer

Jill Sobule, Denver, CO -- Ambience (explanation)




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