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May pose choking hazard. December 11, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 15 Signs Santa's Elves Are Suffering From Career Burn-Out (Part II) They punch out Santa's lights before he even gets to the second "ho." Rather than taking the time to master the latest technological advances, they simply pack every PlayStation 2 box with a Hustler and a jar of Vaseline. Several of them were caught on video adding real urine to the "wet baby" dolls. The only reason they ride the Norelco shavers over the snow these days is to get to a liquor store. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.