5. "On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled.
   Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!"

4. "How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?"

3. "I do not like my wife, you see.
   I do not like her, no sirree.
   Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
   and so we have this open marriage."

2. "Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three.
   Would you, could you, come home with me?"

   and the Number 1 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Line...

1. "In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme,
   yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!"

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