The Top 5 Elf Pet Peeves (Part II)

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December 12, 2002

The Top 5 Elf Pet Peeves
(Part II)

Mrs. Keebler spurns your every advance, always claiming she has a yeast infection.
Smoke breaks suck when you're ass-high to a reindeer.
Constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole basketball league.
The shop turns out thousands of PlayStations a day... would it *kill* Santa to finally replace the ColecoVision in the breakroom?
and the Number 1 Elf Pet Peeve...
No 401(k), no dental, no vision -- nothing but lame-ass shoes.

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Selected from 147 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 1 (6th #1)
Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 2
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 3
Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 4
Mike Levy, Los Angeles, CA -- 5
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Sylvester Stewart, Dallas, TX -- Ambience (explanation)




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