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December 16, 2002
The Top 5 Excerpts From
Badly Written Holiday Stories
- Deborah enjoyed hot candle wax and games of chance. Hanukkah was her time.
- Ginny's loneliness gnawed at her like a rabid animal as she lay naked before the fireplace in hopes Santa would tie her up, forcefully partake of her goodies, throw her in a sack and take her to the North Pole to be used at his pleasure.
- Still woozy, Dasher landed in a dark alley in Amsterdam with 20 bucks and a need for a shoulder to cry on. The memory of that night would elude him until that fateful day when his past arrived at the stable door: "Hi, Dad. My name's Rudolph."
- And he vowed on that cold Christmas Day that he would do everything in his power, given the limits of his impaired depth perception, to get even with the Daisy Air Rifle Company.
and the Number 1 Excerpt From a Badly Written Holiday Story...
- It was a dark winter night at the North Pole. I was after a poacher with a big-bore gun and a taste for venison. Naughty or nice, it doesn't matter to me -- a criminal is a criminal, and it's my job to bring them in. The name is Boxie, and I'm the senior elf in homicide division.
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Selected from 114 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (11th #1) Email
- Art Kinderbuch, Alexandria, VA -- 2
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5, HM list name Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- Runner Up list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Bad English, hometown unknown -- Ambience (explanation)
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