The Top 5 Signs You're Not Spending Your Lotto Winnings Wisely

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December 16, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The man who won a record $315 million in the
Powerball lottery was recently taken to jail
on charges of drunken driving and carrying a
pistol. This is the latest in a string of
mishaps for this lucky dude, including having
nearly $650,000 in cash stolen from his SUV
and a dead body turning up in his home.

The Top 5 Signs You're Not
Spending Your Lotto Winnings Wisely

You gave Savannah and Trixie $60 mil each for a lifetime supply of lap dances -- but then forgot to get a receipt!
Before: You start your day with Motley Crue on the clock radio. Now: You start your day with Motley Crue live in your bedroom.
"Wait a minute... if I had mink seat covers, I could drive my Hummer naked!"
Most of your winnings launched a chain of Kirstie Alley Fitness Centers.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Not Spending Your Lotto Winnings Wisely...
You're simultaneously dating Robin Givens, Anna Nicole Smith and John Kerry.

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Selected from 106 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (70th #1) Hall of Famer
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3
Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
50 Cent, St. Louis, MO -- Ambience (explanation)




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