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It's the feel-good list of the season!
December 17, 2001


The Top 5 Things on Santa's To-Do List


    1. Attend weekly meeting at Nogaholics Anonymous.

    2. Touch up the urine-proof lamination job on the the thighs before heading to the mall.

    3. Visit reindeer stalls to load up on stocking stuffers for a certain Mr. bin Laden.

    4. Prepare a lump of coal with Winona Ryder's name on it.

      and the Number 1 Thing on Santa's To-Do List...

    5. Write back to Susie Winfield of Peoria; ask her how on God's green earth she thinks a whole pony is going to fit down a friggin' chimney.



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Selected from 109 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 3, 5
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 4
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 5
  • Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- Topic
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Banner Tag
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
  • Bob Rivers, Seattle, WA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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