The Top 5 Things NOT to Say at Your Company's Holiday Party

TopFive

  Index
  About Us

  Previous Lists
  Greatest Hits
  Hall of Fame

  You Really Like Us!

  Store    Privacy
  Links!   Contact

What' s this?

Members Only

ClubTop5

Subscribe

Top5/ClubTop5

Little Fivers

Sponsored Links

Natural remedies
for people & pets

Long Lost Friends:
Used/Rare Books

The Bible Online

Refunds within 30 days with receipt.

December 17, 2004

The Top 5 Things NOT to Say
at Your Company's Holiday Party

"But that can't be the boss's daughter... that's the intern I banged silly last summer at the company picnic."
"Hey, let's put some mistletoe over the boss' ass. That way, Johnson will finally have a decent excuse to kiss it."
"How do we mark 'puking in the executive bathroom' on our timesheet?"
"You wouldn't expect the Jews who own this place to put out such a nice Christmas spread."
and the Number 1 Thing NOT to Say at Your Company's Holiday Party...
"'Cameltoe,' 'mistletoe.' What's the difference?"

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 14-item list!

Selected from 77 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 1 (22nd #1) Hall of Famer
Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 1 (24th #1) Website
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2, 3
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 4 Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5
Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Ray Stevens, Clarkdale, GA -- Ambience (explanation)




	© Copyright 1994-2008. All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.